Thursday, March 6, 2008

Bridging the Gap

This goes way back to when I was in high school, but I think everyone nows how this whole spiel goes: 

Summer vacation, finally the whole student population breathes a massive sight of relief at the commencement of this time of year.  Its the end of nine long months of studying, procrastination, and stress.  Its the beginning of three months, twelve weeks, ninety days of:
NOTHING
Its always a particularly special time of year for high school graduates.  Life holds so much.  No more high school, no more home room, no more football, no more cheerleading.  Its all finished. 
Seniors are entitled to some especially great privileges preceding this emancipation"
1. The Senior Picture: It takes twelve years, standardized testing, and the SAT for us all to achieve ONE good picture.
2. The Graduation Announcement: (also including the aforementioned single good picture of a lifetime) Its the equivalent to being a mini-rock star.  "Mr and Mrs [insert name] are proud to announce the graduation of their [pick one: son/daughter] from [insert generic high school name]"--sometimes also accompanied by the following: [senior motto] quoted by historical figure that 50% of the student population do not know who it is.   All of the above is on personalized, chosen stationary, typically with the little business type cards saying the graduates name inserted in the said announcement, and also an invitation to. . . 
3. The Graduation Party: this is where the pay off comes.  There is a reason that most "Congrats Grad" cards are money holders.  

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